Homererotic

I had a dream about the Simpsons last night. I think that’s weird because I never watch the Simpsons. We don’t get it here.

In my dream, Homer is getting ready to go to work when Marge comes out of the bathroom wearing a bright red chemise with matching red panties. It worked really well with her yellow skin and blue hair. When Homer sees her, he starts to drool on his tie.

Marge climbs onto the bed on all fours and Homer quickly tears off his clothes. He takes Marge’s clothes off with his teeth while she rubs his bald head. As soon as they’re both naked, he goes down on her. Naturally, she has a puffy blue crotch. While he’s eating her out, she screams in that gravel Marge voice. There might be a fetish about that somewhere, but I don’t think it sounds sexy at all.

Homer gets tired and flops down on the bed. So Marge decides to blow him, but she has to find his yellow dick first. It’s not very big and buried under a lot of fat. She eventually finds it and starts slurping away. Homer drools again, sprawled out on the bed while Marge goes to town.

Marge tries to mount Homer, but she can’t get at his tiny dick with his giant stomach in the way. So they switch places and Homer gets on top of Marge. He tries to put it in, but Marge can’t breathe with the weight of Homer on top of her. So they go for doggie style and Homer finally penetrates her.

Homer grabs Marge’s hips and pounds away while Marge looks kind of bored with it all. She sneezes and this excites Homer even more. He asks her to sneeze again and again until he comes. He flops back down on the bed as Marge gets up and leaves the bedroom.